I am so pathetic.

Ok, I am at the point in my dating life that my mother and grandmother are now trying to pick up men for me...mind you in ways I tried to pick up guys when I was in high school.

I just got back from dinner with my mom and grandma. The entire meal our waiter was looking at me and smiling at me and flirting with me...and yes, Shannon, I was flirting back. Anyways, I am pretty sure the only reason he was flirting was because I had a low cut dress on and my boobs are huge and therefore he has an excellent cleavage shot from his vantage point but then again, I was the one with the big boobs wearing the low cut dress so I didn't really mind. For those of you who don't know, I like my boobs. The are big but not that big, and well...ok, I will stop talking about my boobs and get back to my number 1 reason for why I need to date more often.

The end of dinner comes and my mom, who always likes to point out to me when waiters flirt with me (which happens on a regular basis for some reason...Maybe because I like to order drinks, appetizers, dinner and dessert and I normally leave a pretty decent tip? Maybe I have just found my target audience...don't you like that I had an entire offshoot inside the ()'s? Anyways...), points out that the waiter was flirting with me. My grandma then proceeds to say "Should I write her number on the receipt?" Seriously, have I got to the point where my mother and grandmother are my wingmen? I need to start dating more, that was truly an embarrassing moment. And no they didn't leave my number because by that point I was too embarrassed that I just had to get out of the restaurant. But he was cute and if I have him as a waiter again I might consider slyly slipping my number into the check.