Shannons master plan to get the guy

Hi this is Shannon, doing what I do best, BEING NOSY! It occurred to me that some of you may not know that Dog Park Guy and Mr. Man who I prefer to call McBootycall actually live right across the street from each other. To illustrate this I drew you all a nice little picture.

Okay so the little house with the heart on it is Dog park guy. The little house with the smiley face is Mcbootycall. And the trees and super awesome slide is the park where Ginger walks her dog. The little car out front is Ginger's and will be used in illustrating my point later on.
Anyway I started thinking that this is all really silly and that Ginger should definitely do what most women do. Use Mcbootycall to her advantage. Here is my master plan. Obviously dog park guy is not aware of just how desired Ginger is. So my plan is this. Ginger needs to make some time in her schedule when dog park guy will be home, to go visit Mcbootycall. She needs to park her car right outside when she goes. This needs to happen a few times. Then she needs to make sure Mcbootycall walks her out, so that dog park guy can see she is clearly there to visit a male suitor. My plan is that if dog park guy sees that he is in danger of missing his chance he will get his shit together. So what needs to happen is Ginger needs to go get her kicks with Mcbootycall while still flirting with Dog park guy as much as possible, and as obvious as possible and then Dog park guy will realize that he is about to lose the girl of his dreams to Mcbootycall and straighten up. Don't you think this is a great plan? I mean she can get the guy shes longing after while still getting some bow chicka wow wow on the side lines. Plus she can get all dressed up and sexy each time she goes to get her kicks, and since dog park guy lives right across the street he will have to see her getting in and out of her car exuding I'M SO SEXY AND YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS vibes and that is a double bonus!

I suggest this, because there are two proven facts of life,
1. Men want what they can't have.
2. Once you are in a relationship every man in a five foot radius suddenly takes an interest in you.
(this fact becomes null and void once you become a married, mom who could use just one whistle in her direction)

So I figure if Ginger pretends to give Mcbootycall a shot, then Dog park guy will have no choice but to want what he can't have and become interested in her because shes taken and then Ginger will win.

AND IF NOT!

Then, the other thing could happen. Ginger could discover that Mcbootycall is actually the man of her dreams and while pretending to give him a chance she could actually fall madly in love! This is the scenario I'm voting for even if Ginger wants to totally fight me on this because I happen to know Mcbootycall and I happen to find him to be super nice, however with just enough badness in him to keep Ginger interested if she would open her damn eyes. But nooooo Gingers all, BUT WE'RE SO DIFFERENT, and I'm all duh thats the best way, I mean really the only thing I have in common with my own husband is a love of Scrubs and Friends!