...that I feel like the clumsiest person in the world right now! In the past 2 weeks I have committed the following acts of (accidental) self-mutilation:
- Cutting my left hand middle finger with a J.K. Henkel (very nicely sharpened) knife while trying to mince garlic.
- Slammed my ring finger on my right hand between my sliding glass door and something that was apparently very sharp, quickly puncturing my fingertip and bruising my nail bed.
- Hurting my ankle in an accident that I still can't pin-point, it is swollen and hurts like a bitch.
- Stubbing my pinky tow on my left food so badly that i now have a blood blister underneath my nail bed.
- Scraping my big toe on my right foot while trying to dust (see!!!! this is what I get for trying to clean!!!).
- And...possibly the worst (or at least most painful), I just got a paper cut on one of my fingers!
Seriously, I need to take a vacation from work...and life...and just live in my big squishy bed where nothing can hurt me!
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